ROMANTICA: DESSERT of the gods.

1. Facts are facts: Romanticas are fancy as hell

You don’t just have a Romantica. A Romantica is an EVENT.

2. Buying one means business. Serious, delicious business

3. A Romantica can inspire deep feelings of love and affection

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Who needs a relationship when you have ice cream cake?

4. And getting one for yourself feels like the utmost luxury

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5. But really, it’s a Christmas treat

You can’t take a Romantica for granted. That’s just rude.

6. We all have a favourite part

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The biscuit, the caramel, or the chocolate balls on top? YOU MUST CHOOSE.

7. You could easily ingest a whole cake in one sitting

8. It’s wickedly moreish like that

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9. The recommended portion size is actually offensive

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Look at any Romantica and you’ll see that it can only be cut into five good-sized slices AT MOST.

10. But not as offensive as the rest of the world’s complete lack of appreciation of it

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11. People try to pretend that Vienetta and Romantica are on the same level

12. But everybody knows that Romantica leaves Vienetta in the dust

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ROMANTICA 4EVS.

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